the act of raising your feet onto an object ie) (counter, stool, sink, small child) while taking a poop to extend the time you are able to sit on the toilet without your legs falling asleep, so you are able to finish reading, playing a game,or drawing a picture.
by jon nopo June 26, 2010
Get the mexican breakdown mug.When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass
by Yogilicious March 23, 2017
Get the mexican biscuit mug.(V) Rubbing a pepper on your penis when you got no viagra for a burning sensation. Often done before sex during a desperate struggle to get an erection.
"I was about to get laid and couldnt find any pills so i took a Mexican Viagra."
"Dude thats desperate"
"Dude thats desperate"
by bellantone June 4, 2016
Get the Mexican Viagra mug.1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.
1. I'd like a Flaming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flaming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flaming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.
by Target practice January 18, 2017
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A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"
A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"
Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)
José: ¿Que?
(What?)
Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)
José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)
Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)
José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)
Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)
(You'll never believe this)
José: ¿Que?
(What?)
Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)
José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)
Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)
José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)
Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)
by PseudoFrank August 26, 2021
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Guy 1: I was so horngry this morning I made breakfast in bed
Guy 2: How does that solve being horny?
Guy 1: Shakila spent the night last night, she let me make Mexican s'mores.
Guy 2: How does that solve being horny?
Guy 1: Shakila spent the night last night, she let me make Mexican s'mores.
by ItsDaPoleece December 27, 2013
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