Kevin Wilfred Garcia

darkest nigga alive, sweatest ass mofo, has no aesthetic, likes skin-tight sausages

"Do you know Kevin Wilfred Garcia?"
"No, but his middle name is Wilfred."

by f u kevin October 19, 2015

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A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

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Kevin altmeir

the typical guy to date both twins a day after he breaks up with one. always thinks that he can capture any girls heart.

Kevin Altmeir dated me and then my twin sister

by Chaz and malaika forever November 20, 2018

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Kevin

He's called Kevin because his name is Kevin.
It is advised to avoid contact with this individual because he is one Evil Feck.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy2: We call him Kevin
Guy1: Why?
Guy2: Because his name is Kevin.

by RiguRagu November 22, 2018

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Very sexy and smart. One of the greatest people ever. A great sex machine and all girls want him. He is great at everything. He is more beast more than his dad. If you get a Kevin keep him. He is the most bad ass person ever.

I'll Kevin lee brown your ass into next week.

by Poppy small Wang April 18, 2018

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