he is quite the jealous man. reassure him that he is all that matters. there may be bitches and barkers trying to flirt in his presence, how disrespectful. just pull out one of your many anti-jealousy-defence tools and deescalate the situation. no need for drama. he will feel relaxed immediately when you show them who your king is.
Kevin was disrespected in public. It had his motors started fiercely against his will. We tried to calm the situation, i quickly sucked him off on the dancefloor to show the crowd that we take care of each others business.
by Krkič May 6, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. 
by The real one now September 18, 2021
Get the Getting a Kevin onmug. 
by yellowish rules October 2, 2025
Get the kevinmug. Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.
When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.
Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?
I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.
In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.
The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.
I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.
I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.
He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.
Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?
I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.
In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.
The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.
I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.
I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.
He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 22, 2022
Get the kevin marcomug. Mirandasxo. The prettiest, baddest, most fishiest person ever. Try to be me. I’m pretty and I’m handsome and yall (you know who you guys are) could never be ME.
by Mirandasxo September 2, 2025
Get the Kevinmug.