John Rodeen

John is a very well known boy who is very funny, smart,and tall. He is the class clown and is always trying to make you laugh. John has blond hair and doesn't have that much strength. When you get on his bad side though he will TRY to act serious. But then ends up laughing. When he tells a lie he laughs. John Rodeen isn't the best at sports but still plays them. He is an AMAZING person!

John Rodeen had a serial killer face when he was young.

by Mr. Tuh-Mat-Uh April 12, 2019

John Houde

THE G.O.A.T. HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

Person #1- oh you know john?
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy

by Mikey_-_ October 13, 2021

Papa John

A Papa John is a whole Daddy.

Damn, Gilbert is a big Papa John.

by yeeyeebigpapa December 6, 2018

john lazo

John lazo is a very cute guy and likes many girls .he a shy person when he meet new people and he funny and sometime he take stuff very serious his best friend is Nicole Perla Matthew Bianca and Daniel they seem really good friends but john seem he dated many field

John parents are very strict

John lazo

by _lol_413 July 1, 2017

John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020

john alfonso

A very funny, caring and sweet kind of guy. He can make you laugh even in your saddest day.

Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.

They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3

You are such a John Alfonso.

by Unknownimous* June 7, 2021

john crews

A person who does not shut the fuck up; a professional yapper

I was trying to walk peacefully by myself, but then John Crews spotted me.

by glizzygobbla September 15, 2023