John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.

I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

bad john

a "bad john" is typically someone who likes to be violent and think violence is fun, and likes to beat people up for no reason at all.

Oh no, theres a bad john whos gonna beat up all these kid at this playground, Kids, run!

by arson_investigator July 9, 2021

john crews

A person who does not shut the fuck up; a professional yapper

I was trying to walk peacefully by myself, but then John Crews spotted me.

by glizzygobbla September 15, 2023

John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.

What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være

by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020

john af

high af

"I'm John af rn
High*"

by strabweory May 16, 2023

john alfonso

A very funny, caring and sweet kind of guy. He can make you laugh even in your saddest day.

Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.

They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3

You are such a John Alfonso.

by Unknownimous* June 7, 2021