JALINDA

JALINDA=A HOTTIE HUMBLE RICH GIRL WHO IS A GENIUS AND WHO LOVES JESUS AND HATES INSECTS AND THE SONG KILLING ME SOFTLY! IF IT WAS UP TO HER SHE WOULD CREATE HER OWN MAGICAL WORLD WITHOUT SINS VIOLENCE ABANDONMENT OR NEGLECT NO EVIL OR DEVILS
AN INTELLEGENT WORLD WITH SHIMMER LIGHTS BEAUTIFUL TASTES AND SMELLS WATER WILL ALWAYS BE CLEAR AND FEAR WOULDNT EXSIST BECAUSE PAIN WOULDNT EXSIST
NO DEATH SICKNESS OR DYING
NO JEALOUSY NO WEAPONS NO LAWS NO COPS NO ABUSE OF POWER
NO LYING STEALING OR DECEIPT
A WORLD OF ART EXPRESSIONS FUN AND MUSIC WITH EVERY CHORD LIGHTING UP SMELLING AND TASTEING WOW
NO FAT NO UGLY NO STINK NO RUST MOLD MILDUE OR ASBESTOS
NO DEGENERATEING NO NASTY NO MORBID CHAOS
ONLY HAPPY JOY AND BUSY IS HOW MY WORLD THRIVES NO COMPETITION BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL FEEL AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL
EVERYBODY WILL ENTERTAIN SELF IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLDS
NO DELUSIONS OR DEPRESSION NO MENTAL ILLNESS NO PHYSICAL ILLNESS
NO FORCING DEITIES OR SPIRITS
NO LONLINESS NO EMOTIONS

EXPRESSIONS OF GREAT HAPPINESS PEACE AND LOVE FOR SELF
NO PUNISHMENTS NO JAIL NO WANTING TO CAUSE HARM TO ONESELF OR ANOTHER
ONLY CONTENTMENT WITH GREAT SATISFACTION

That Hot Goddess of inner light is a Jalinda..so wise and emotionally intelligent. She is an Emotional Genius a Leadir a Mentor Counselor and is talented gifted and LOVELEE..SHE IS IMMACULATE A GENNY OF MANY TRADES BUT A MISTRESS TO NONE

by LoveLifeLongJoi160 July 10, 2025

Jalorping it

Jerking it especially sensually or silly, masturbation with utmost whimsy

“I need to go home and do some jalorping it.”
“God, I’m so happy, I’m just jalorping it.”

by caess4ltz October 25, 2025

Jalepeno Cheddar

When you fucking a chopped girl and before you go in you stick your dick in Tabasco sauce and cheese whiz to give her that jalepeno cheddar

Bro Darron I totally jalepeno cheddared this Tri delt last night

by Reid rameriz October 31, 2025

Jalepeñis

When your girl eat jalapeños and then goes down on you, so it start to sting a lil

“Babe I think you gave me Jalepeñis eating them jalapeños. my wee wee is kinda tingly”

by pkitty575 January 5, 2026

Jaunty Jalopies

men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*

Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies.

by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy May 18, 2011

The Jalapeño Popper

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.

Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.

by TheBlazedBambiino April 9, 2016

ack jallen

Vary lit, kinda funny, vary intresting.

Did you see ack jallen not play in the football game

by Big dick wipe May 8, 2018