Breathe Job

Having a girl breathe on your dick and not suck it, for over ten minutes. Then dropping the girl off.

Tough nuts was breathe jobbed by a bitch in his Denali! He was disappointed

by Col. Hill January 15, 2009

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Job Vulture

Someone who checks out the obituaries in the newspaper, looking for someone who recently died, who worked at a job that the job vulture wants. He then quickly sends in a resume, before the job opening is advertised, avoiding competition from other job-seekers.

Marlene: Wow, we got a resume for Bob's job, and he was just buried yesterday! We haven't even put out an ad yet!
Jan: Looks like a job vulture. I like his efficiency! Get him in here for an interview.

by The Doonster August 3, 2010

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Rim Job

When one licks another's asshole.

Tommy:

"Angela can you give me a rim job ?"

Angela:
"Isn't that a little weird Tommy?"

Tommy:
"Not if I return the favor!"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

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Stair-Job

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.

Despite having a dirty porch herself, Xzen gave the best stair-jobs in all of the city.

by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010

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Buffalo Job

A hand job given to a guy after he takes a girl out to a sports bar and they eat Buffalo Wings together. After the date she gives the guy a hand job with left over sauce on her fingers giving the guy a burning sensation. You deserve it for taking her on a date to a sports bar.

Last night we went to that sports bar and I totally got a Buffalo Job after. It was great, I purposefully used up all the napkins at dinner to get a better burn.

by Full Stanley November 29, 2011

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