prom night surprise

A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.

The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

Michael's game night

When a dorky guy is able to hook up with a girl out of his league due to her getting obscenely drunk and desperate. Usually involves her dancing awkwardly or other forms of self-embarrassment.

It took a few shots and Neil Diamond on the jukebox, but the lame birthday party turned into a Michael's Game Night for the lucky lad.

by fishball November 20, 2013

one night lamp

When a guy and a girl get together and makeout, then call it a day.

"I met this girl at the party, and we had a one night lamp. Didn't even get to fuck her.

by Boijangle November 28, 2013

Night Dog Syndrome

Dogs who are kept outside in a yard at night can have a tendency to develop Night Dog Syndrome aka Vampire Dog Syndrome. This results when for reasons such as inadequate bedding, insufficient daily exercise from the owner to tire the animal, disturbance by other nocturnal animals or it being too cold or too noisy at night. The animal is unable to sleep through the night and its sleeping pattern is reversed from normal to that of a night shift worker. The canine can often be witnessed displaying the greatest levels of its daily energy quota after midnight, in the early hours of the morning, often seen leaping and prancing around the the yard, hunting, barking and guarding and/or bolting up and down the the fence line with great vigor. The animal will have more of a tendency towards delinquency including ignoring basic commands and destroying anything that it can get its teeth around during times of boredom. Contributing to the condition is the fact that the animal is forced to sleep during the day in direct or indirect sunlight which disturbs the natural melatonin cycle. The skills and motor patterns of these animals may become irregular and can often degrade to bizarre and down right frightening, the stuff from horror movies folks, as the animal slips further into the vicious cycle of NDS.

Ralph the dog developed Night Dog Syndrome due the presence of nocturnal possums in the trees of the yard where he was kept at night. The owners eventually put down the animal ahead of his time due to his bizarre and unruly behavior. They were ignorant and unaware of his condition.

by Boris Cranker September 4, 2016

Late-Night-Nut

The process in which, during a late hour of the night, one attempts to masturbate,

Traven: Yo, fam. Last night I was having major stress...
Zane: Oh yeah? So what did you do?
Traven: I busted a Late-Night-Nut... Instant stress-reliever
Zane: Sick, dude!

by Zaiynne November 18, 2016

late night twinkler

When two friends disappear from a group event and no one know where they went and the assumption is made that they doing something sexual.

"Hey where did Paul and Suzie go?"
"I don't know, probably geting a late night twinkler"

by GetAfterIt December 26, 2015

still a great night

used when you've really messed something up... like when Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner for Miss Universe.

The house caught on fire, someone stole my car and my dog ran away.... still a great night

by jennabelle13 March 31, 2016