Hobosexual

When you have sex with someone so you can have a place to stay

Tony is such a hobosexual. He will sleep with anyone just to have a roof over his head

by Squawboss May 24, 2024

Hobosexual

A sexual preference whereby an individual is particularly attracted to tramps or homeless people.

They’re such a hobosexual, they’re always going up to London to meet new tramps.

by Ur nans mum June 5, 2024

Homeschool

The system of school where you're like, "oh! I can take a day off when I feel burnt out!" but then you're like, "shit. I took a month off from math and now have nothing to check over with Mum."

I fucking hate homeschool.

by Shinobi77Gamer November 18, 2024

Hobosapian

Class of the homosapien species; type of human who is of the homeless nature, usually found near Walmarts, 7-Elevens, and dumpsters. Usually spotted in pairs or with dog. Can be recognized by dirty face, smell, or sign that asks for money. Avoid at all costs, known to lower property values.

There goes those hobosapian asking for change again.

by Boo's Baby December 29, 2024

Hobosexual

A male or female who has sexual relations with another person in order to have somewhere to sleep or stay for little or no money.

Jeremy Johnson is a hobosexual. He is a broke bitch.

by Chuck Reins January 3, 2025

HoboSexual

Sleeping with someone for a comfortable sleeping accomodation.

"I think they're only dating so he has a comfortable place to sleep while he visits the city."
"Oh, so he's HoboSexual"

by efy2 January 4, 2025

Hobosexual

A woman or a man who regularly has casual sex and moves in with a new male or female hook up they decide to enter into a serious relationship with in order to prevent being homeless, staying with family, or having to become completely independent and live alone. This is a pattern they repeat in their relationships by moving in with boyfriends or girlfriends too fast so they can avoid being homeless and alone. Can stem from trauma, narcissism, low-self esteem, low self worth, a fear of being alone, a fear of being homeless, and a deep internal need for male or female validation. Homosexuals are not always loyal to the man or woman they choose to build a life with, and could cheat on them if they lack honesty and integrity.

I believe all hobosexuals can one day develop better character, live alone in their own housing, love themselves, and stop repeating the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay.

by igivethebestreads February 6, 2025