Holy Bubbles

A replacement for holy sh** but a kid friendly version when ur not allowed to cuss.

Boy: You passed your exam
Girl: HOLY BUBBLES

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Holy Roly Poly Coly Guacamole

When your so surprised you feel the need to say it.

We have to hide from the Twinkle!

HOLY ROLY POLY COLY GUACAMOLE

by Boovian January 1, 2023

Holy sossij

A sausage that you eat, but taste really bad. You cry every time you eat the sausage because it’s very hot and sometimes it can burn your mouth. And you eat it in a pit full of fried wholly fungus.

Did you know Jimmy just ate that holy sossij? And he cried because it burned his mouth while he was in the pit with fried wholly fungus, and it taste very bad.

by Pjudge January 6, 2023

Holy Whore

A person who constantly breaks up with and then gets back together with the exact same person numerous times

"Britanny has broken up with and got back together with Billy 8 times!"

"That Holy Whore!"

by TheRussianHippo July 3, 2023

holy balls

another way of saying "holy shit" but more better

"Holy balls dude, that was one scrumptious mango."

by sfdhjsakl July 10, 2023

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023