Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

holy yap

holy yap represents when someone sends a image, or message that has lots of text, its used as a polite way to say that "i aint reading allat" and say that someone talks too much/yapping , this also accounts for if someone sends a image with so much text that your too lazy to read you can say holy yap. holy yap can also be used as a polite way of saying shut up, i dont wanna read this shit.

John: Hey did you know how amazing the current sky formed by refraction and how blue it is right now as we currently speak at this wonderful moment and point in time?

Tom: holy yap

by piratematt January 21, 2025

Holy Trinity

When you have a threesome with a father and a son ---> making you the holy spirit. ;)

other definiton: gooch, balls, cock

definition 1: Forgive me Father for I have sinned ... Last night Eric, his father, and I did the HOLY Trinity.

definition 2: Eric came so fast, the holy trinity works so well.

by Jensenfuckingackles October 3, 2022

Holy cow

when i cow goes past the point of being a regular cow, he becomes the holy cow

"Omg is that a holy cow??" He said as he watched the cow slowly float to heaven

by im a pancake November 10, 2022

holy pee

God's pee.

Mary, mother of Jesus: Where's God?
Jesus, son of Mary: Taking a holy pee.

by Infev February 17, 2024

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Child Prodigy Of The Insignia

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Child Prodigy Of The Insignia

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Child Prodigy Of The Insignia

by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

Holy Gramollie

An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"

Holy Gramollie! This coleslaw is amazing!

by Dr. Bargus April 23, 2025