turtle head

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head

man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here

by turtledude September 20, 2013

lag head

A person who has poor internet connection while playing an online game causing the game to lag

Chappy you are a lag head

by Derrick1998 July 24, 2016

chap-head

To need and use chapstick like a crack-head.

My buddy had me pick up 10 chapsticks cause they were on sale,,,he is a chap-head

by Geno Marsala January 30, 2008

rockstar head

An incredible blowjob given with the type of enthusiasm usually reserved for celebrities.

I'm gonna marry this girl - she gives rockstar head!

by agon July 17, 2006

Percy's head

v.
1. To publicly redeem one's self through humiliation or defeat of a rival (often a rival who has bested you in some way).

n.
1. Payback or revenge.

Etymology: Thought to be a bastardization of a passage from Shakespeare's "Henry IV, part 1" in which the dishonored Prince Hal is speaking with his father about his shame and Harry Percy's (Hotspur) honor:

I will redeem all this on Percy's head
And in the closing of some glorious day
Be bold to tell you that I am your son;
When I will wear a garment all of blood
And stain my favours in a bloody mask,
Which, wash'd away, shall scour my shame with it:
And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights,
That this same child of honour and renown,
This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight,
And your unthought-of Harry chance to meet.

Noun: He might have won this time, but I'm gonna totally Percy's head that sonofabitch the next time we play.

Verb: Time for Percy's head, baby.

by Upstart Crow May 24, 2006

Nut head

Some kid called Noah has a very weird head he should get surgery

Nuttt Ed

Nut head buy the loadout

by Hardon June 5, 2021

Key Head

a person who is lazy and had a name begining with the letter K. most of the time smell a bit off

that guy is a key head on fifa

by Mr.T.T code May 2, 2011