Douche of the Year

A person who pulls a huge douchebag move at the expense of another person, landing him the title, "Douche of the Year"

-Dude, did you hear that James totally painted a penis on Chad's car?
-Yeah, he's definitely winning Douche of the Year

by The0riginal February 23, 2011

Douche Metal

When a douchebag listens to certain overly popular bands who consider them metal when in reality they're not

You see that douchebag right there? He likes Five Finger Death Punch. That's Douche Metal

by Ormagoddenatron June 9, 2017

Douche Move

Douche Move: v. def. Anything stupid done that makes one look like an even bigger douche.

ex. She fell into the raft. It was a real douche move.

by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

douche mover

one who moves douchily

dude you are such a douche mover

by monkeytitnuts February 14, 2010

Fedora Douche

A man who believes he is respectful of women, convinces them he is their friend and proceeds to get angry when romantic feelings are not reciprocated by said female friend. The fedora douche has no interest in actually respecting the female as a friend; he manipulates them in order to get their guard down and moves in when they are at their weakest. When denied reciprocation, they complain about being friend-zoned and proceed to verbally attack the female "friend".

" 'She friend-zoned me again dude!!! '
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "

" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'

'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "

by SunnyErrors May 20, 2016

Douche Canoe

Nolan

"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'

by whatadouchecanoe January 1, 2012

Douche Act

An action only a douche would do that often involves being a heartless jerk.

Geo: "Did you see how Joe just slapped Lindsey's soda out of her hand?"

Jason: "Yeah, what a douche act, he's such a douche."

by Walrus I Am January 27, 2010