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urban dictionary 

Where stupid retards post dumbass definitions that is either funny or downright shit
Guy 1: Guys what is a Pineapple?
Guy 2: Check the Urban Dictionary
Guy 1: It says why the fuck are you searching up Pineapple you stupid shit?
Guy 2: Oh...
urban dictionary by Retarded Turtle December 10, 2017

Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you 

Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you

Me: don’t be a baby

dist-Urban Dictionary 

The part of the Urban Dictionary that after reading makes you feel icky or otherwise disturbed.
I felt like I needed a showerd after reading the definitions for "Cleveland Steamer", "Cincinnati Bowtie" and "Alabama Hot Pocket" in the dist-Urban Dictionary.
dist-Urban Dictionary by Drayuh February 16, 2009

Fixing Urban Dictionary 

OK, let's get a few things straight. We need to save this site. If you REALLY want to be noticed, try not repelling people from the site with defenitions of things like shovel penis and dickhead. Not needed. Just not good everyone. try harder. Please. For the good of the site. Help make Urban Dictionary great AGAIN!
We're getting closer to fixing urban dictionary. good job guys. if this definition doesn't get past, remember it. Please. if nothing changes things will just get worse.

urban dictionary faggot 

someone who makes awful contributions to this site, and think they're clever by combining two words into a banal observation of a trivial activity in life, or making a lame pun out of a word.
1. anything on the front page of the site.
"check out all the urban dictionary faggots who endlessly add definitions to try and account for every single little idiosyncratic phenomenom, how INDIE"
2. virtually all of the content here that isn't overtly sexual.
"yeah, my friend is an urban dictionary faggot, he collects little quaint little douche-bag sayings and then adds them to this site, hoping people will give the thumbs up and approve of a made-up word.

urban dictionary 

a website you visit when myspace is being a biotch and your to lazy to call a friend over or jerk off.
you can also define the stupid slang terms your friends have invented, give a dirty definition to everything from apple to zebra, or plainly just bitch about your haters.
UD Noob: "oo interesting! no one has defined rubber band yet!"
*typing in urban dictionary definition box*

Rubber band: sticking your head in someones private area and yelling out applesauce repeatedly.
urban dictionary by E-Tag! October 22, 2008