Someone you have a crush on that you want to be in quarantine with so that you can spend two weeks together at home alone.
by secr3tuser March 17, 2020

by ms mushroom 4 July 24, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

when you are waiting in the airport, and you invite custodial workers to watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
by gibgub November 27, 2022

it’s called a crush because it crushes you and when they reject you, and so you go home and cry because you feel like you’ll never be happy again or if you don’t have a home, you cry in an alleyway or a mcdonald’s bathroom, and either your life gets progressively worse until you die, or you find a way to move on.
by iridescent hamburger November 11, 2019

person:look who it is goooo
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT
by heyyyyyoyyyyy September 3, 2021

by MacNCheeese October 18, 2021
