a mean white person >:(
by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021
Get the Crackermug. The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
Get the avocado cracker ding dongmug. When you and a buddy pull a three some with a girl but you don't want to touch each other but Still have fun with your bro. You wrap yourselves legs and balls with bubble wrap and go at her, the one that pops the most bubbles wins.
Damn bro check out that chick let's go hit her up and see if she would like to be the center of a buddy cracker
by Dougsda1 July 7, 2017
Get the buddy crackermug. Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 9, 2021
Get the Oyster Crackermug. by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021
Get the Cracker snappermug. by turd urchin April 8, 2020
Get the Snatch crackermug.