universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

Childe

A certain ginger man, who is a toy merchant by daylight, and a fatui harbinger by night.

He is married to tara.

“Don’t be mean to him, that is Childe abuse”

“That was really Childe-ish, hahahahaha-…yeah that wasn’t funny was it?”

by TheCanonCanon August 8, 2025

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

"You know what's worse than a rapist? Boom!"

"A child!"

by Nerko June 2, 2021

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

Child of the Sun

An almost-sacrilegious title for someone whose presence feels divine and untouchable; a person whose warmth and light sustain you, yet whose absence leaves you in devastating shadow. Often used as a confession of reverence and love, implying they are more than human and therefore beyond your possession.

"To me, she isn’t just beautiful, she’s the Child of the Sun."

by pacibunni August 11, 2025

Freaky child

Someone that is very picky with their food, as pale as a ghost, and does random and weird things

Charlie, you're a freaky child. Why can't you be like Bill?

by FlameableGhost March 4, 2017

love child

What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.

person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!

by blue.grass.hotel November 7, 2022