mudpie cream special

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.

Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently

by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

Thanos hidden cream

When a male takes lean, nuts into it, hawks a loogie in the drink and serves it as a drink. Can be abbreviated as THC.

Bob gave his daughter some Thanos Hidden Cream (THC). She is currently now throwing up in the toilet.

by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 16, 2018

cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019

Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

by FemBottom June 6, 2018

Double Cream Supreme

The act of covering a man's penis in whipped cream and sucking him off until he produces his own cream. When the creams mix, it is then ingested by either one or all participants.

guy 1- "you won't believe what my girl ate last night"
guy 2- "if it was a double cream supreme, then I guess we both did"
guy 1- "...bro..."

by kamarondo January 19, 2023

Ohio ice cream

Snow.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.

Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.

- Hon, here comes the Ohio ice cream.
- Nom Nom. Ohio ice cream never tastes so good.

by Xilicon14 January 26, 2023