Australian Monkey Cream

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.
I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.
by FreshDangler December 28, 2015
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nice cream sandwich

An interesting threescore sexually btwn MMF, FFM, MMF+, etc. at the same time. I.E: she's giving him head as she's being pleased by s/he either oral or penetrating. Think A-frame, only lying down. And switching positions is some hot-ass fun for dessert in the best-ever orgasms....A nice cream sanmich!
Sam: I had me some good A-frame with my boo and her girlfriend from the club last night as a late night snack.
Ty: Yeah, well, my dessert was better'n a hot nice cream sandwich.
by Ghsstie_2 May 15, 2021
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Iowa Creamed Corn

When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
by Peppermintpattydick December 06, 2020
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ice cream emogi

The ice cream emogi is used by drug dealers and drug addicts to say without saying that you have or are asking for dope. A. K. A. Cream, meth, ice, speed, chicken feed, go go, go fast, pick me up, and, yep, you guessed it, ice cream. 🍨 🍦
"Hey bro, you know where I can find some 🍦? ( ice cream emogi)
by Crs0ne March 04, 2021
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Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!
"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."
by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018
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Ice cream helicopter

A edible vehicle. Also see “Pizza Boat
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Thanos hidden cream

When a male takes lean, nuts into it, hawks a loogie in the drink and serves it as a drink. Can be abbreviated as THC.
Bob gave his daughter some Thanos Hidden Cream (THC). She is currently now throwing up in the toilet.
by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018
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