Cocksucker's Coffee Club

A group of sycophantic individuals who habitually take their coffe-break, tea-break or smoko in or around the environs of their bosses office in the hope of gaining favour. Composed exclusively of brown nosers, usually smug.

"Jeez, have you seen that bunch of arse-lickers supping tea in the gaffer's office?"

"Yeah, looks like there's a regular Cocksucker's Coffee Club going on there...."

by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020

Brenton's Fan Club

A ripper of a club for none other than the amazing programmer, and lecturer, Brenton Schulz.

Brenton Fan #1: Have you seen Brenton's handy dandy "Apocalypse Mug"?

Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.

Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!

Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!

by ItzYaBoi6969 March 27, 2020

Broken Heart Club

A club for the let-down,the lied-to and the lost go.Where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely.We hate every little thing about the people that we love.We still feel pretty lonely and we wish we didn't. And we all kinda hate it

girl: I'm the newest member of the Broken heart club
boy: ummmm...is this a phase?

by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020

red river club

This is when a man goes down on a female's genitalia while she is going through her monthly cycle

Last night I joined Laura's Red River Club

by Bizzfirm November 23, 2017

yard high club

Indluging in sexual penetration in a caravan , usually fixed base. This is a poor mans but probably more enjoyable alternative to the mile high club equivalent.

Eh Doris - do you fancy joining the yard high club at cleethorpes this weekend after we have been dogging on th coastal path?

yard high club mile high club

by Dicky Mint February 26, 2017

Country Club Special

The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.

Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.

by Miss MannersPA June 27, 2016

Club Peng Bang

When a group of penguins have a gang bang in the online kid friendly game, Club Penguin

"You down for that club peng bang tonight billy?"
"OH AM I READY JOHN"

"THERES GONNA BE MORE THAN 12 PENGUINS TONIGHT"

"You getting me even more pumped"

by CallMeMyth June 19, 2016