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christian is the funniest and coolest guy ever. if you ever need something just ask him. christian is very intelligent and lets you cheat off of him. christian always makes unfunny jokes that still somehow make you laugh (he laughs at everything). christian is the best friend anyone could ask for.
Guy 1: Hey remember Christian?
Guy 2: Oh yeah him, i love him
Guy 1: Well he won the nobel peace prize
christian by Tyrone And Chad September 3, 2020
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Christian by joker4 September 13, 2020

Christiane <3 

She is a very good friend with a warm heart. She is usally very outgoing and good at school. Everybody should have a Christiane in their life.
"Hey Christiane <3, can you help me with the homework?"
"ofc I can"
"Thank you, ur the best!"
Christiane <3 by Reggy February 18, 2021

Christian Cort

not sus NOT my friend has a 22 inch blade and a katana my friend is swagstermcdreamwastaken_7___4notfoundinit_9787 and his dad is lebron james and daddy birchwood
poo is yum - Christian Cort

Christian karen 

A total asshole that is mostly homophobic, abusive, and will stop abortion in ANY way possible.
Person #1: Omg, look its that asshole that tells my son being gay is a sin.
Person #2: Yeah, she's such a Christian karen.
Christian karen by wuhnde March 21, 2022

christianiy 

A cult in where the subjects of "god" pray to him for riches and good luck in a selfish manner, unaware that you have to earn those things for yourself, idiot. The children whom have been forced into God are sad and or gay. Its a cult. Run.
Pastor: "the children have been successfully converted to Christianiy
christianiy by COOOOOOOOSNNAANN October 6, 2022

christian dentist 

youthful, oily, & unaware, some uncover chested kinks. males always rain in slightly sexual atmospheres.
i just got my teeth cleaned by the christian dentist ;)
christian dentist by thatturtle December 29, 2022