bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015

beard scrum

A nasty residue of beard oils that have turned into a lard-like substance.

You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!

by XTremeSue Purglew January 3, 2016

beardacide

when ones lover shaves his beard with no permission; the hamacide of a mans facial hair in the middle of the night.

Chanel was charged with two counts of beardacide when caught with the hair trimmers in her hands at the seen of her husbands face.

by A..:T..:(M) January 8, 2016

bearded alice

A swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.

Frank: Has anyone seen Mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
Keith: Yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.

by Sharon_OzzHorn March 7, 2016

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

bearded zombie

Australian slang term for a rancid vagina

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!

by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016

beadlock

A well rolled joint/blunt.

Dope. Cool.

"Yo that hippy chick can roll one.."
yeah- her blunts are beadlock.

by push2stark August 11, 2016