Tumblr Baby

Person on Tumblr usually between the ages of 13-19 with no artistic taste at all. Constantly spamming peoples feeds with images of over saturated garbage. Most notably things such as but not limted to: Monster Energy Drink cans, neon colored sugary candy( in or outside of the packageing), soda pop drinks, ice cream, Emo kids, anything that has the ability to glow, target shopping carts (its the bright red and chrome), water guns, dorito chip bags, fun dip, and more emo kids.

(finding out a new friend has a tumblr and you followed them before really bothering to look at their stuff, then when you find out they're a tumblr baby it's too akward to unfollow them)

*To self as scrolling through persons blog*
"G.D. Tumblr Babies..."

by Jammin8612 October 22, 2011

baby daddy

sperm donor only wants to be a father when he thinks he can get sum pussy don't want u and no one else can have u drama any way u look at it drama even before the baby comes

"we are not together we just have a baby together he my baby daddy

by big pooh April 24, 2006

Yeet the baby

When a mother doesn’t love their child anymore and punts his ass out of the house and shuts the door on the baby, leaving the baby to become a crack addict.

Obama’s mom didn’t love him anymore, so she had to yeet the baby, to become happy again.

by Migot February 7, 2020

Lapdance baby

A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse

She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".

by Jtrigger April 22, 2011

Moon Babies

Moon babies originated from the show Teletubbies. The Moon Baby is the moon from the show, with a picture of a babies face on the moon. But, moon babies have been around before earth existed. They are believed to have created the solar system by coughing up their food. The tides are NOT controlled by the moon, they are controlled by Moon Babies using a spoon to push the water around. Sun babies are NOT REAL. ONLY MOON BABIES ARE REAL. Any picture of a sun baby is FAKE. Moon Babies are what gives us life.

Sun babies are fake. Only Moon Babies are real.

by Moon Babies March 4, 2019

skrunkly babie

skrunkle babie is a term for something endearingly cute, often provoking cute aggression

"I LOVE MY CAT SHE'S MY SKRUNKLY BABIE AAAAAAAAAAAA"

by consumer of mushrooms January 25, 2022

baby dick

a man whos cock is the size of a babies or you could be asian too bad.

simon cheng has a baby dick and hes also chinese therefore his cock is non existent.

by robert f June 2, 2004