An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.
by Mr. Vivi March 10, 2021
Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
by superbipolar420 October 12, 2015
"Stuffing a bus" verb
1. Fucking a fat person. This is the most used definition and more widely popular.
2. If you didn't get it the first time either review #1.
1. Fucking a fat person. This is the most used definition and more widely popular.
2. If you didn't get it the first time either review #1.
For example stuffing a bus is used as so.
"Dude I stuffed a bus last night."
"Dude that's so sick how big was the bus?"
"Fuck man the bus was like my 600 pound life."
"Dude I stuffed a bus last night."
"Dude that's so sick how big was the bus?"
"Fuck man the bus was like my 600 pound life."
by 🦄unicorn🦄 December 03, 2016
A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.
Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 18, 2019
Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.
Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?
by Who Let The Frogs Out January 06, 2018
Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.
Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!
Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.
Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.
by Trucker T-Rex August 16, 2018
A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)
Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.
by Grape dude and me January 03, 2024