anal fungus

a fungus that grows out of the anus hole
"man you got some bad anal fungus"
by Travis Brannan November 06, 2007
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Anal Bolemia

The act of pooping in your pants (usualy) and holding it firmly within your butt cheeks then sucking it back. Just to get the feel of pooping without actually having to stop what you're doing (or not doing) in order to go to the bathroom. Similar to the act of throwing-up....I.E. Bolemia.
"I Just like the feel of pooping, but I'm to lazy to go do it."

"I have Anal Bolemia."
by ace71730 September 16, 2006
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anal drag

The act of passing gas while walking leaving behind an odor trail that lingers to your next destination.
I walked through the airport laying out some anal drag sharing with the passengers the mexican I had eaten earlier.
by Wick Robinson January 15, 2007
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anal suprise

when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.
Person 1: What's the best kind of suprise?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An anal suprise!!!
by dalton and nick December 12, 2006
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Anal Crackers

The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most
Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.
by Billbelicheck March 03, 2014
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Anal return

A firm slap on the arse following a failed high five.
If one attempts to high five another but fails, he must promptly slap the fellow high fiver on the buttocks thus providing the Anal return.
by lukaduka September 25, 2006
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Anal Reparations

A widely accepted method for celebrating the holiday Juneteenth, in which white girls provide reparations for slavery to black men in the form of anal.
“Yo, got any plans for Juneteenth this Saturday?”
“Yeah, I’ve got this hot blonde Mickenzie coming over, she’s going to provide me with some anal reparations.”
by bobbobbobobobbob June 17, 2021
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