There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

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Walled Lake Central

A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes

Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years

Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central

A girl got fucked on the stairs at central

by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021

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wall street nap

When you lock yourself in a bathroom stall after a lean luncheon that included drinking and you proceed to crush a nap for 10-15 minutes before your legs fall asleep.

Bro, that lunch was heavy. I just crushed a Wall Street Nap... slow clap.

by hashbrownham June 14, 2019

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The Wall

The Wall is the point where a woman's attractiveness begins its inevitable decline, usually between the ages of 25 and 30. Post Wall women that are single tend to develop laughably unachievable "standards" for the men they date, complain constantly about their lack of a love life and blame it all on men. They never acknowledge the fact they are in that position because they spent their best years riding the CC instead of finding a good man and settling down. They are now bitter, run through, jaded and used up and will soon lose their ability to reliably have children which makes them completely undesirable to good men. They bring nothing to a relationship, but think they deserve a top 1% man to treat them like a queen.

"Where have all the good men gone?" she asks.
"They're all around, but they just don't want you anymore. You've hit the Wall, and the Wall is undefeated."

by LogicWolf April 1, 2023

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