Beat A Human Day

Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.

by Joeaaaa November 27, 2023

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Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.

For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases

by Strik9 March 1, 2011

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Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

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human noise

When you try to guess the noise a human makes.

Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*

by bonelesspizza April 8, 2017

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Human Lezzipede

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.

Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!

by Champ Tings August 2, 2016

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