where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’

by Kipity August 25, 2018

Gives me eggs

Verb
-to make one sexually aroused, especially a male

“Dude, that smoke show Tammy totally gives me eggs. I’m so bricked up right now!”

by VeroStronzo April 7, 2021

cracked like an egg

to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets

Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.

Sammy: wtf is wrong with you

Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...

by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022

aloe-egg-lily

Aloe-Egg-Lily is a panromantic girl with a Wattpad account. She goes by, ‘Aloe Vera’. She is a huge fan of Just Dance and a Kazuichi simp.

“Aloe-Egg-Lily is so cool, don’t you think?”

by Aloe Soda October 27, 2020

Hamilton Egg Salad

A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.

“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”

“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”

by ARRGHHH September 9, 2023

Cadbury Egg Drop

You shove a Cadberry egg up a man’s ass. He squats over another man and pushes the egg out onto his chest. He then cracks the egg into the other man’s mouth and feeds him the chocolate.

Scott enjoyed having an occasional Cadbury egg drop.

by CruiseWood September 14, 2018

Four-Egg Omlette

A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.

"Dude, I'm hungry/"
"Bro, wanna four-egg omlette?"

by Funsley February 10, 2021