Person 1: bro that bird looks pretty dumb
Person 2: *retard laughing*
Person 1: compared to that bird, your a piece of Cancerous Bread
Person 2: *retard laughing*
Person 1: compared to that bird, your a piece of Cancerous Bread
by deensterbro July 7, 2021
Get the cancerous breadmug. What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the I'd eat my bread without butter!mug. someone who is acting dumb/stupid; someone who's got no personality to them; fuddu. (Bread has no gender - it can be anyone)
Bread (Chandigarh, India version)
Bro tu bread hai bc?
Bro are you Bread?
Wo sali bkl ek number ki bread hai.
She's a top quality Bread bkl.
Bro tu bread hai bc?
Bro are you Bread?
Wo sali bkl ek number ki bread hai.
She's a top quality Bread bkl.
by jggkp April 14, 2025
Get the Bread (Chandigarh, India version)mug. Sad, white, spoiled, no real culture. Blames their life with everything they see on social media. Young with facial tattoo's.
If you move to Idaho you will notice they make homemade Idaho Bread. They don't know what they are doing and it comes out flat and doughy.
by BuckleDown January 13, 2021
Get the Idaho Breadmug. usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.
by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025
Get the Because bread tastes better than keymug. by Utah Gance February 2, 2012
Get the My breadmug. 