by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
by T Ryan November 12, 2007
Person on Tumblr usually between the ages of 13-19 with no artistic taste at all. Constantly spamming peoples feeds with images of over saturated garbage. Most notably things such as but not limted to: Monster Energy Drink cans, neon colored sugary candy( in or outside of the packageing), soda pop drinks, ice cream, Emo kids, anything that has the ability to glow, target shopping carts (its the bright red and chrome), water guns, dorito chip bags, fun dip, and more emo kids.
(finding out a new friend has a tumblr and you followed them before really bothering to look at their stuff, then when you find out they're a tumblr baby it's too akward to unfollow them)
*To self as scrolling through persons blog*
"G.D. Tumblr Babies..."
*To self as scrolling through persons blog*
"G.D. Tumblr Babies..."
by Jammin8612 October 23, 2011
sperm donor only wants to be a father when he thinks he can get sum pussy don't want u and no one else can have u drama any way u look at it drama even before the baby comes
by big pooh April 06, 2006
When a mother doesn’t love their child anymore and punts his ass out of the house and shuts the door on the baby, leaving the baby to become a crack addict.
by Migot February 07, 2020
A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse
by Jtrigger April 04, 2011
by consumer of mushrooms January 25, 2022