Joe-Dog

a penis

Hey Steve, quit playin with your Joe-Dog.

My Joe-Dog is bigger than yours.

Johnny Lerczak doesn't have a Joe-Dog.

The creepy minister at the quarries wanted to see my Joe-Dog and take a picture of it.

by Vajohnny Lerczak October 23, 2008

Sloppy Joe

messing someone up

I'll make you look like a sloppy joe!

by mightknight February 11, 2021

cokehead joe

a serious cokehead that smokes crack everyday. usually has bleached scene blonde hair with blue eyes. this type of druggie is known world wide throughout the drug nation.

"dude youre such a crack addict"
"COKEHEAD JOE FTW MANNN"
"OH SHITTTTT!!!!"
"FUCK BITCHES AND SMOKE CRACK ALL DAY EVERYDAY"
"WORD YO WORD"

by cokehead joe. May 1, 2010

Hambo Joe

A scrawny, gangly, weird-ass sommbitch. Also commonly known as a "Soccer Pele" or a "Jamma Joe".

Where'd that ol' Hambo Joe get to?

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Joe Martinek

An awesome, popular, and cool dude

Wow, he is such a Joe Martinek.

by PhoneOCD October 15, 2011

Randy Joe

A calm person. Female. Always the life of the party. A must have at every A-list event. For a shoulder to cry on or a bestie to laugh with, a Randy Joe is the chicka to have at your hip.

Chick 1: OMG this party sucks I think I'm gonna cry...
Chick 2: Hold on let me call Randy Joe, she'll know how to get this party hoppin' or at least we can cry on her shoulders and eat Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream while watching TearJerkers...

by The Real Missi March 10, 2009

Joe mama

A weird kinda Karen used in a roast battle and is used by 9 year olds and is used to trick people into saying joe who

Joe mama so fat

by Cheesiecheetos February 26, 2020