Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Homes

Homes is another word for homie.

Person 1: Yo what up homes
Person 2. Nothing homes just chilling, you?

by Ronaldo Carrillo August 9, 2023

Kaitlyn from home depot

This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot

Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!

by Bigneckbitch November 30, 2020

Saral Home

A *warm* rug underfoot, *comfy* throws, *vibrant* cushions. The one that knows your *style* and gives you just what you need for fuss-free, *simple living*.

“Trading in my crazy weekend plans for the cozy Saral Home life.”

by Saral Home November 25, 2021

Home slice

When your g is also home homie. He also looks like a snack and you want a slice of that ass.

Hop into bed home slice

by Wet flannel October 4, 2020

Australian Home Run

A foul ball that goes over the backstop.

Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.

"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"

No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?

"Hahaha, good one"

by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021

Stay At Home Rapper

A self-proclaimed “artist” whose rap career begins and ends in their bedroom. Usually got a DistroKid account and think uploading a track to Spotify makes them a verified rapper. No studio sessions, no producer links, no visuals — just phone voice memo recordings and delusion. The name comes from how they never leave the house to actually build their craft. Basically SoundCloud energy with zero outside motion.

Devin: “Ayy, you remember Keon from school?”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025