tickling your wankstain

To mess with someone in a playful way.

Luke: you don't look cute.
Heather: why would you say that??
Luke: I was just tickling your wankstain, calm down!

by MyNameIsntLuke January 5, 2018

Stroke your dogs day

August 17th is stroke your dogs day!

Hey dude!
What
It’s august 17th!
What does that mean
It’s stroke your dogs day!

by Yeahimsosillygoob August 17, 2025

It's your funeral

employed to mean that if someone does something one considers to be foolish, they will end up with the hassle themselves.

Person A: I won't discuss it
Person B: Don't then—it's your funeral.

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Your mom

It's an insult boys use to each other

Oh I fucked your sister and your mom
Your mom gay

by °XOXO gossip Girl° March 7, 2020

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

beat your chick day

Beat Your Chick Day (B.Y.C.D) is a commonly used abbreviation in the (mostly African) suburbs. It is on 13 November, and it is used to legally beat up your chick... However, if the chick has wounds the next day, it isn't legal, the criminal must be turned in. Thus you might not have heard of it before.

Beat Your Chick Day:
'Jordi, you beat up your chick really fine man!'

' Did you know that B.Y.C.D is tomorrow?'

by Pepe.ro.ni April 18, 2018

shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

by John the bum whikew January 8, 2018