Travis-Hey Mary I wanted to ask you out
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause it’s national ask your crush out day
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause it’s national ask your crush out day
by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021
Get the National Ask Your Crush Out Daymug. A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
Get the Your fathermug. an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.
if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.
by Sexydimma November 30, 2016
Get the pick up your stars in the dustmug. Your comfort person.
A person that became important to you in so little time, and that you'd do anything for them.
You feel safe around them.
A person that became important to you in so little time, and that you'd do anything for them.
You feel safe around them.
by a random spanish lady May 23, 2024
Get the Your orangemug. by Communism Is Life May 3, 2025
Get the I will take your lifemug. by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
Get the Your Dickmug. Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.
"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."
"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."
"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."
by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016
Get the wipe your lipmug.