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Dog shit

“I pop out dog shit these hoes thought I was broke” - BabyKia
by Xynkota December 28, 2023
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Shit-ton

two assloads
Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
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(en)shit

To commence a self-sabotage process on ones own product, usually as a result of panic. A derivative of enshitification.
When Google learned about ChatGTP, they (en)shit themselves.
by tribey77 January 23, 2023
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shit

"My history teacher is shit!"
by xxD27 January 5, 2022
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Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.
Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker
by KodakAttack November 28, 2022
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Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed
One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed
by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023
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Shit

"i'm going to take a shit" it means poop dip shits it literally means poop it int rlly a fuckin duss word niggassssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!
by Bitch back off! November 29, 2017
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