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National shut the fuck up day

every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
by Mememaser April 18, 2020
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Well fuck me running sideways

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!
My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!
by Noresun2noAmy2 March 30, 2022
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dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe

A fucking cuntmuffin who posts racist terms such as nigger or chink and gives an accurate definition such as "derogatory name for african americans", who then in there exmaple make some stupid ass comment thats racist as fuck showing that the writer of the definition should go jump in a leech infested swamp and shoot themselves in the testicles (clit for dumb cunt bitches) then saw the top half of there own head of with a hacksaw.
Guy putting an example for gook: ""you should be proud to be a gook, it wasn't your choice to be born one!""

other guy: wtf you stupid dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe im gonna go to your house and kill your family then feed your sister to your dog.
by 546567589 January 4, 2009
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herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis

A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper
Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!
by SexyNelly September 7, 2008
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A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".
{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by Telephony July 29, 2014
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Fuck Bitches Get Money

Tecla Hrycaj and Diandra Cabral
Fuck bitches get money man, #thelifestyle
by crazyniggaswithguns123 August 17, 2016
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