Shaketh My Headeth

A fancier way of announcing your head-shaking action

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see the new My Little Pony episode?"
Person 2: "Shaketh My Headeth, it is of the course that I have not partaken in observing that childish cartoon show"
Person 1: "Okay Shakespeare, I was just asking..."

by Poopstick404 May 28, 2017

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.

Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"

by miahh June 6, 2022

rip my bao

Rip my bao is a funny way of saying rip my boy. The two has the same meaning

Person 1: *falls over*
Person 2: Rip my bao

by Studge August 21, 2017

My life so far

Just literal fucking garage fire

Oh how’s it going?

My life so far

by Bumcrackchesse4u October 11, 2020

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025