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School Fees

Learning something the hard way, in that you had to pay to learn it.
Dude gives warning: "Be careful of that bird man, she seems like the type that just wants to take half your shit. "

Other dude responds: "It's ok, I've got the School Fees from my divorce, I can handle her"
by Lithium1817 July 24, 2025
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Peacock Middle School

Smelly ass school in Itasca, Illinois better known as Whitasca, Illinois with the population being 100% white people. The kids here have e-bikes, e-scooters, and are republicans. The kids are molesters and the teachers are rapists. Teachers are sexist to boys to an unfathomable level and the girls are given the rights to complete freedom. Not to mention the kids get shorter and shorter each year leaving the average height of the starting basketball team which is NO CUT to 4'10, while the taller kids choose band or choir. The tech admins have no life and ban every actual good website. Everyone here is either super chill or SUPER gay.
"Woah look at the 4'10 gay kid on an ebike, he must go to Peacock Middle School"
OR
"Bro this shit sucks its so pms(peacock middle school)"
by ITASCA-IL-1234 July 27, 2025
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Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”

Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
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Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and

students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.
Sward elementary school
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
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School

School is just a social experiment to see how much stress a child can take before they snap
Math was a construct made by school as it was a contract with the fae gone wrong
by biggestqiblifan August 3, 2025
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A place with no bins to reduce rubbish...

I believe that should summarise it

No money for bins yet 20k to turn our courtyard to a mud pit

Also nobody showed up for the sponsored walk day.
Churston Ferrers Grammar School is a poorly run mess
by AirMarshallOfTheRAF August 5, 2025
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Hammonton Middle School

A Mid ass school that employed the absolute fucking goat. Jason Massara.
Hammonton Middle school sucks ass but at least Mr Massara is there
by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025
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