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by Syvvverinnn April 10, 2019
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Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.
" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"

" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
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School

A PLACE OF PAIN AND TERROR IN WHICH YOUR PARENTS FORCE YOU TO GO FROM MONDAY TO FRIDAY, EVERY WEEK. Where you MAY find some friends, THAT GO THROUGH THE EXACT SAME T TORTURE. WHERE THEY GIVE YOU HOMEWORK EVERYDAY, TAKING AWAY YOUR TIME TO WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS AND OTHER SHIT. WHERE YOU BARELY LEARN SHIT. WHERE THEY MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A BELT AND SLAP YOUR ASS. WHERE KIDS FAKE SICKNESS SO THEY DONT HAVE TO GO. AND DO THIS DAILY, EVERY WEEK FOR 12+ (OR 12-) YEARS (DEPENDING ON IF YOU GET LIFT BACK OR SKIP GRADES, OR IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE) IF YOU GET THE CHANCE, ESCAPE FROM THIS MADNESS. IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO BE PRESIDENT SAVE THESE KIDS LIVES. WHY DONALD TRUMP, WHY BARACK OBAMA, WHYYYYYYYYYY!! IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA EAT TIDE PODS! AND DRINK BLEACH!!
I just survived a full day of SCHOOL dad, are you proud??

I HATE SCHOOL!!

I WAS JUST TORTURED AT SCHOOL!

THIS GODDAMN SCHOOL GIVING ME SO MUCH HOMEWORK

Young, Dumb, Broke high SCHOOL kids. (DA DA DA DA DUH DUH DA DUH DUH DA DA DA DA DA DA)
by A Guy Named Dank February 14, 2018
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CHCCS Schools

A district full of adults who decide that decided class periods weren’t confusing enough. Any school you enter will smell like weed, yes, even the elementary schools.

Lunch rooms, are more ghetto than O-Block (2014)
“CHCCS Schools? I heard those schools where ghetto as f*ck”
“Yea, I would never send my kids to a place that smells than snoop dog’s asshole.”
by frrygood September 3, 2025
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Mingus Union High School

A school located in Cottonwood, Arizona in the Verde Valley region. An alright school for the most part, but going downhill because it's ran by a few clowns who make horrendous bathroom and ID policies thinking they are smart when it's just utterly stupid and harms those more who actually like to focus in school. The teachers and classes are good for the most part though, so i'll give it that.
Mingus Union High School: A school in Cottonwood Arizona. Just your typical school, nothing special.
by anonymous380 August 24, 2023
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Taylor High School

Taylor high school is a school in south Arkansas full of preppy ass fucking white kids who think they are better than everyone but end up graduating and going no where in life and never making it out of Taylor to produce more retarded ass preppy white kids. They have like 1 and a half blackout kids
Yeah we are from Taylor high school and we play baseball and are fucking stupid
by Mrnoose March 20, 2019
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Saint Marks School

A private school in Southborough, MA.
Known for Hockey, Juuls and it’s hate for Groton.
Occasionally something will happen there, but people will forget about it 2 weeks later.
Kid 1: You know that School in Southborough?
Kid 2: Saint Marks?
Kid 1: That’s the one!
Kid 2: What about it?
Kid 1: Some kid cut down a tree during exam week and wasn’t asked back.
Kid 2: Dope!
Kid 1: Yussurie, that’s Saint Marks School for ya.
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