Marling school

Shithole of a school with gorlock the destroyer as the head, banned phones because too many people are doing drugs to forget this school and you can only buy drugs in school hours, as we all know

Matt:I’m going to marling school
John:sorry mate

by Fart_smella July 24, 2024

Miller elementary school

an elementary school where kids deal drugs with strangers and the kids lick Taylor swifts' camel toe. the teachers simp for Dwayne the rock Johnson and as sluts, they sleep with him. The kids get into a gun fight every week with the local military and national police. Thats why half of the kids go missing every week. the school is in Dearborn, so we know that the tall miller elementary school got rebuilt three times, once for construction, another one because why not, and a third time because a plane crashed. A Saudi hijacker and his group of friends and virgins made a terrorist attack on the world capitol, Dearborn. the students are the best of the best, with iq better then albert Einstein. but I wonder why they make up in the bed with each other even if they are boy to boy, or girl to girl.

Miller elementary school is one of the best schools in the world for fights.

by 1235443wo54q0 July 25, 2024

Vianney high school

Vianney high school aka the kirkwood bed and breakfast. Stop by for their world famous pancakes (See “vianney pancake”) and stay for their world class nursing staff(see “vianney nurse”). If that’s not enough try the co-ed football and ba- wait.. what? Oh those are guys?! *ahem* I mean all boys teams!

Ya we’re playing the 5th line on the bench this week cause it’s just “Vianney high school”

by YourPinkyToe July 25, 2024

Middle school sex

What happens when middle school kids are irresponsible and stupid. In reality its incredibly rare and almost no one does it, as less than 3% of all middle schoolers arent virgins.

Its also i did in 8th grade on may 28, 2024 in the woods behind my school

guy: damn did you hear (my name) had middle school sex?
other guy: wow! really? lucky him, his girlfriend is hot as fuck

by metalmeadows1 July 26, 2024

Petoskey High School

A school in Northern Michigan where a kid masterbated in class and came in his hand while looking at his female teacher. He got away with it.

“Why would I go to Petoskey High School I heard a kid jerked off in class there.”

by Megaballs888 August 1, 2024

Damai Secondary School

A fucking shithole of a place where autistic monkeys breed , fight and fling their shit around. Everyone is stupid and autistic , including some of the teaching staff and the principal. It is also a std testing centre as most fuckboys and xmms in this school probably have Aids.

Jamal: “NIGGA FUCK, IM GOING TO Damai Secondary School”
Ling Ling: “Damn nigga! Your dick finna be more diseased than the whole of India”

by Ling Ling the chink August 1, 2024

School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

by school bus friend August 2, 2024