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Shit

The diet food we all self produce. The perfumed mouthwash for horny little boys.
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food
Have a great big sniff of our wonderful shit. To those under 21 irs virological sex.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
mugGet the Shitmug.

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.
Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.
by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025
mugGet the Dog Shit decisionsmug.

Piece of shit

by Viridiana lopez March 21, 2020
mugGet the Piece of shitmug.

Gang shit

To take a gang shit you shit with the gang in a shitty run down service station on the M6
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
mugGet the Gang shitmug.

Shitting on’ kids

Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”
“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022
mugGet the Shitting on’ kidsmug.

shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.
by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017
mugGet the shit slappermug.

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