by Mad Mike the manic October 25, 2010

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
by Trayniac May 1, 2016

A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.
by Jacob28 January 4, 2015

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012

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by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020
