National ask your crush out day

March 7
Ask your crush out it’s ok if they say no but hopefully they will

Go for it ladies and men!

John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!

by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021

National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"

by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022

your aunty transplanty

A worse insult than any other that mankind has ever known. Superior to “your uncy funky”

Person 1: “Your uncy funky!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Your aunty transplanty!”
Person 1: *is wiped from existence and the memories of their loved ones*

by Credit27 May 11, 2018

your mom

a parent for their son or daughter

your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter

by ily.cartii April 14, 2023

Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.

Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

Lying blatantly to your audience

To inculcate ideas you want them to act upon.

Hym "Lying blatantly to your audience is something that Dr. K LOVES to do."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025