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Dick

The act of engaging in an educated conversation with a stranger met on the side of an upstate New York road usually relating to communist politics or the state of geological affairs in norther Serbia.
I oh yeah me and that man over there were just dicking around with each other. Hes very experienced.
by The big dicker June 24, 2022
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Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.
Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!
by eliza04 April 27, 2025
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Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.
He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.
by Pastyclown May 1, 2025
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Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick

A penis that exceeds the size of 8.5 inches in length, has a respectable girth, and no deformities. It is the type of penis that haunts the mind of every man, because you know your girl might leave you and get fucked by a huuuuuuuuuge dick. This situation is the essence of all primal fear.
Jack: Yo dude, have you seen Alec? I was trying to talk to him the other night and couldn't get a hold of his dumb ass.
Mick: Dude, didn't you hear? His girlfriend got fucked by a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick.
Jack: Aw man..
Mick: Ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 September 2, 2023
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Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.
David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
by NuvoChic February 14, 2021
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Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.
"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."
by joshhastheclaphands January 15, 2020
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Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 4, 2020
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