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Your face

I'm the 1%.
Hym "No. I'll say it to your face. Your face isn't special. You're not to good to get insulted and you aren't Joe Rogan so what are you actually going to do? Avoid saying shit to MY fucking face. Avoid me entirely so you don't look like and idiot when I call your bluff. That's what you're going to do. ESPECIALLY if my imaginary Frankenstein is with me. I'd be hearing a whole lot of 'sir'coming out your mouth. 'Yes, sir. Please don't be mean to me online, sir.' Getthefuckouttahere with that."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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National Post Your Homeboy Day

August 2nd every year find the best pictures of you and your mans and post it right after you didn’t post your girlfriend
Yo bro it’s National Post your Homeboy Day, i’m about to post my guys
by jameslone23 August 2, 2023
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National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day
Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day
by Bigdawg425678 August 2, 2023
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your moms ist

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.
by anonymous August 2, 2023
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your moms ist

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.
by anonymous August 2, 2023
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Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.
Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”
by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023
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