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Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.
Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.
by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025
mugGet the Dog Shit decisionsmug.

Shit-tok

A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.
- You've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes, what's going on in there?!

- Sorry, i was shit-toking.
by Trickypack February 6, 2023
mugGet the Shit-tokmug.

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
by mie July 26, 2014
mugGet the oh shit strapmug.

oh shit stick

The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.
I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.
by cëllPirate November 16, 2021
mugGet the oh shit stickmug.

Shit frisbees

Used to express when someone will react poorly, lose their temper, or panic in a given situation.
"Everyone shits frisbees when he walks into the room"
"If I don't get this draft finished by lunchtime my boss is going to shit frisbees"
by BMC_ September 27, 2023
mugGet the Shit frisbeesmug.

no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.
by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023
mugGet the no shit sherlockmug.

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