shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017

on that fuck shit

when someone is on that fuck shit

he be on that fuck shit

by Fuck shitter August 31, 2021

fuck damn shit

When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.

Fuck damn shit, we are most certainly going to die.

by sawtelle81 July 12, 2022

Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

Hit me, but don’t shit me

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.

Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

Shit Goalkeeper

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.

God, Lachlan is such a shit goalkeeper.

by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018

Shit Meal

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.

1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.

by Barnanaman July 19, 2024