hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth

happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters

hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019

Kyrian Spencer douglas

Someone who lies and manipulates, has no friends, is a pussy, talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk, someone who can't admit that they are a fat ass, and is super super gay.

I'm kyrian Spencer Douglas and I suck so much dick that the cum gets stuck in my lungs so I sound like a horse

by Horse lungs 1000 August 18, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

cock-a-doodle douchebag

A totally random dude who thinks his opinions outweigh all others, making him somehow better than anyone, but really he's just a troll in expensive shoes living off someone else's money.

Dude thinks he's so wise with the way he loves dumping his opinion everywhere, but we all know he's a cock-a-doodle douchebag.

by Rachiepants September 1, 2019

specky fkn doup

when a girl with glasses speaks too your boyfriend

lucy : nut look

me : nut there’s that specky fkn doup

by skskskskskkskskskskksk November 28, 2019

Ground rule double

Ground Rule Double

I hit a ground rule double yesterday. First I did the blonde, then later that night the redhead droped by for a booty call!

by Smart Like That December 2, 2019