Dangle My Dice

When you insert your testicles into someone's asshole

"That trick was a freak. She asked me to dangle my dice in her"

by Tony Everready October 19, 2008

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tile on my arm

An uninteresting companion of low intelligence and mediocre in appearance.

I wouldn't even use that tile on my arm as a life raft if we were on the Titanic.

by Captainm0r9an December 26, 2017

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To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.

Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.

by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011

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roll my grass

Roll my grass means to give someone a massage on their back/ass. It’s more of a sexual pleasure then an actual massage. (roll my grass)

‘Ayy, ayy, juicy lips, fattest ass
Figure like an hourglass
He comes over, hours passed
Rub my back and roll my grass
My time is tickin' boy, let's go (let's go)
He got tickets to my show
He not my main, he just a ho’
(Flo millie “pay day” ft rico nasty)

by Jaydd03 August 15, 2022

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