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shit

1. a type of mush that seeps from your ass
2. a phrase you would use if you are in trouble
1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.
by yomama.coma December 4, 2020
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Shit in'a tub

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.
Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal
by Al the pal. October 19, 2022
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oh shit stick

The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.
I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.
by cëllPirate November 16, 2021
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Beat the shit out of Tyler day

On Aril 21st you can beat the shit out of anyone named Tyler without any repercussions
by Ja Bismarck March 24, 2024
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swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole
yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!
by george droyd December 11, 2024
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Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
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Georgie Shit

when you shit a whole ass log. typically done in the darkness. can be very long and thin
“taking a georgie shit, pray for me x”
“ Wtf does that mean”
georgie shit. it’s when you shit a log”
by shartass69420 September 19, 2021
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